Do yourself a favor and give this one a pass. Maybe you can watch the paint dry or sit outside and watch the grass grow. It's bound to be more entertaining.
Let me start with Antonio Banderas: WTF man? Do you let Melanie Griffith pick your roles for you? This is the kind of crap you should avoid if you ever want to be remembered for more than Puss in Boots or El Mariachi. Maybe do another Zorro but this...
Meg Ryan: Once the sweetheart with your cute and bubbly characters. In this you come across as retarded rather than endearing. Could be the botox that seeped into your brain but maybe you didn't read the script. It's almost like you played a 13 year old in a 48 year old body. This is My Mom's New Boyfriend not Freaky Friday
Last but not least Colin Hanks: If not for your father, Tom, you would not have to choose between movies...no sir you would have to choose between manning the deep fryer or the grill during your shift.
I'm afraid if I say more about your role I may be giving credit to one of the worst actors in Hollywood. This is to your career Colin

I'll never watch another movie with you as co-star I promise.
That's my review as well as my rant for the day. A 2 in 1 special
